IN THE TIME OF CHIMPANZEES I WAS A MONKEY DETAINED IN MY VEINS AND I'M OUT TO CUT THE JUNKIE A ROOF OF PLASTIC EYEBALLS SPRAY-PAINT THE VEGETABLES DOGFOOD SKULLS WITH THE BEEFCAKE PANTYHOSE KILL THE HEADLIGHTS AND PUT IT IN NEUTRAL STOCKCAR FLAMING WITH THE LOSER IN THE CRUISE-CONTROL
BABY'S IN RENO WITH THE VITAMIN TEETH GOT A COUPLE OF COUCHES SLEEP ON THE LOVE-SEAT SOMEONE CAME SAYIN' I'M INSANE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT A SHOT-GUN WEDDING AND A STAIN ON MY SHIRT
DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT YOU BREATHE YOU GET A PARKING VIOLATION AND A MAGGOT ON YOUR SLEEVE SO SHAVE YOUR FACE WITH SOME MACE IN THE DARK SAVIN' ALL YOUR FRUITSTANDS AND BURNIN' DOWN THE TRAILER-PARK
CHORUS: SO YOU IMPAIR THE DOOR I'M A LOSER BABY SO WHY DON'T YOU KILL ME?
THE FORCE OF EVIL AND A BOZO NIGHTMARE PAYIN' ALL THE MUSIC WITH THE PHONY GAS CHAMBER 'CAUSE ONE'S GOT A WEASEL AND THE OTHER'S GOT A FLAG ONE'S ON THE POLE SHOVE THE OTHER IN THE BAG
WITH THE RE-RUN SHOWS AND THE COCAINE NOSE-JOB ALL THE CRAP OF THE FOLK-SINGER SLOP HE HUNG HIMSELF WITH THE GUITAR STRING A SLAB OF TURKEY NECK AND IT'S HANGING FROM THE PIGEON WING
SO GET RIGHT IF YOU CAN'T RELATE TRADE THE CASH FOR THE BEAT FOR THE BODY, FOR THE HATE AND MY TIME IS A PIECE OF WAX FALLING ON A TERMITE WHO'S CHOKING ON THE SPLINTERS